A man was driving to work when a truck
ran a stop sign, hit his car broadside,
and knocked him cold. A passerby pulled
him from the wreck and revived him.
He began a terrific struggle and had
to be tranquilized by the medics. Later,
when he was calm, they asked him
why he struggled so.

He said, "I remember the impact,
then nothing. I woke up on a
concrete slab in front of a huge,
flashing 'Shell' sign. And
somebody was standing in front of the 'S'!"

Author Unknown