How To Tell If You're A
HIGH-TECH REDNECK!


You take your net connected cell phone
to the outhouse to read your email.

Your email address ends in
".over.yonder.com."


Your computer is worth more than all
of your cars combined.

You ever refer to your computer
as "Old Bessie."


You start all of your emails
with the word "Howdy."

You can fix a trolling motor
with a set of PC tools.


You've ever used a CD-Rom as a coaster
to sit your beer can on.


Your screen saver is a bitmap image
of your favorite tractor.