Family Sayings

I'm going to hit you so hard your head's gonna hum like a ten-penny finishing nail hit with a greasy ballpeen hammer!

If I loved a liar, I'd hug your neck till your face turned blue.

Tongue-tied in the middle, and a floppin' on both ends.

Come Easy! Go Easy! Cut! Slash! and Slay!

Smack dolbrey in the hultz (spelled phonetically of course)

Hard as a brick bat

You're burning up daylight!

Dowse the glim

Go ahead, gourd head

Tender as a she-mouse's belly

He's got a bone in his leg.

God bless your pointed little head.

I love to hear my children speak Greek and Grammenary.

Little by little, we meet in the middle.

The wind did howl and the trees did shake,
what a pitiful hole that fox did rake.

Her backside is so tiny, looks like two coffee grains nailed to a board.

Don't point that thing at me! It has a nail on the end of it.

I'm just talking to hear my head rattle.

Moving faster than grease through a hot tin horn.

Buzz-Eye One? Buzz-Eye Two. Loves me honey? Course I do.

Don't take me for what I say, take me for what I meant.

It's hotter than ole Billy Hell.

He's sticking closer than snot to a crutch.