The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured,

regardless of make or year, due to the serious defect in the primary and

central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the

original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the

reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect

has been technically termed, Subsequential Internal Non-Morality,' or

more commonly known as S-I-N, as it is primarily symptomized by loss of

moral judgment.

Some other symptoms:

(a) Loss of direction

(b) Foul vocal emissions

(c) Amnesia of origin

(d) Lack of peace and joy

(e) Selfish, or violent, behavior

(f) Depression or confusion in the mental component

(g) Fearful

(h) Idolatry

The manufacturer, who is neither liable or at fault for this defect, is

providing factory authorized repair and service, free of charge to

correct this SIN defect.

The number to call for the recall station in your area is P-R-A-Y-E-R.

Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN by pressing

R-E-P-E-N-T-A-N-C-E.

Next, download J-E-S-U-S into the heart. No matter how big or small the

SIN defect is, the JESUS repair will replace it with:

(a) Love

(b) Joy

(c) Peace

(d) Long-suffering

(e) Gentleness

(f) Goodness

(g) Faith

(h) Meekness

(i) Temperance

Please see operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for further details

on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human unit without correction, voids

the manufacturer's warranty, exposing owner to dangers and problems too

numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently

impounded.

For free emergency service, call on J-E-S-U-S.

DANGER: The human units not receiving this recall action will have to be

scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect must not enter heaven or else

heaven will be infected.

                                                                  Author Unknown