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KIDS TALK
and say the

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    A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "Honor thy father and thy mother," she asked "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

    Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered ...

    "Thou shall not kill."

     

           

    A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, "Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?"

     


    One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"

    The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't, dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."

    A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice, "The big sissy."

     

    HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

      "You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports...and she should keep the chips and dip coming."
      ~ Alan, age 10

      "No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before and you get to find out later who you're stuck with."
      ~ Kirsten, age 10

    WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

      "Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then."
      ~ Camille, age 10

      "No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married."
      ~ Freddie, age 6

    HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

      "Married people usually look happy to talk to other people."
      ~ Eddie, age 6

      "You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids."
      ~ Erick, age 8

       

    IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
      "It's better for girls to be single, but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them."
      ~ Anita, age 9

     

    WORDS OF WISDOM FROM CHILDREN

    "Never trust a dog to watch your food."
    ~ Patrick, age 10

    "When your Dad is mad and asks, 'Do I look stupid?' - don't answer him."
    ~ Michael, age 14

    "Never tell your Mom her diet is not working."
    ~ Michael, age 14

    "Don't squat with your spurs on."
    ~ Robert, age 13

    "When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair."
    ~ Emily, age 10

    "Don't allow your 3 year old brother in the same room with your homework."
    ~ Traci, age 14

    "When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she is on the phone."
    ~ Joel, age 10

    "Never try to baptize a cat."
    ~ Eileen, age 8

     

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