My Salute To
TEXAS WOMEN!
Texas woman appreciate their natural assets:
Clean skin...
.A winning smile.....
That unforgettable, Texas twang.
Texas women know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, sir."
"No, thank-you"
Texas women have a distinct way with fond expressions:
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart.."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your Momma?"
"Love your hair."
Texas women know their summer weather report:
Hot
Hotter
Hotter than Hades
Texas women know their three R's:
$$$$$$$ Rich
$$$$$$$$$ Richer
$$$$$$$$$$$ Richest
Texas women know their vacation spots:
Colorado
Las Vegas
any place that has a/c
Texas women know the joys of June, July, and August:
Summer tans
Wide brimmed hats
Adorable sandals
Sexy swimsuits
Texas women know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Sugah
Texas women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Texas women know their religions:
Baptist
Methodist
Football
Texas women know their country breakfasts:
Fried eggs
Country ham
Mouth-watering homemade biscuits
Texas women know their p's & q's
"P"ecan pie (pronounced "puh con" not pee-can)
"P"ralines
"P"unch to "Quench" the thirst
Texas women know their cities dripping with Texas charm:
Fort Worth
Austin
San Antone (That's San Antonio for out-of-staters)
Texas women know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in Wranglers.
Men in uniform.
Men in tuxedos.
Texas girls know their prime real estate:
The Mall
The Beauty Salon
The Country Club
Texas girls know the three deadly sins:
Bad hair
Bad manners
Bad Dancers
Now you run along, Sugah, and send this to some girls who were raised in
Texas or wish they had been.
If you're a male, you hug that Texas woman of yours and say "I'm a lucky man"
3 times out loud.
If you're a transplant.......
FAKE it....we know you got here as fast as you could.
Author Unknown To Me
If you know who wrote this, please have them contact me so I can give proper credit!
Dedicated to all "The Yellow Roses of Texas!"
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